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In writing, you must kill all your darlings.
William Faulkner (via feellng)
Apr 23, 2014 / 633 notes
Apr 23, 2014 / 188,549 notes
instagrarn:

The leader of the free world chatting with Barack Obama 
Apr 23, 2014 / 103,788 notes

instagrarn:

The leader of the free world chatting with Barack Obama 

(via phobias)

Apr 22, 2014 / 309,323 notes

thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg:

I laugh every single time.

(via gnarly)

Apr 22, 2014 / 324,514 notes

angryblackman:

"How are your grades?"

"What are you majoring in?"

"Have you got a girlfriend?"

"What do you want to do when you graduate?"

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(via slapping)

Apr 22, 2014 / 513,265 notes

whoredinarygirl:

anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “not to you”

(via phobias)

Apr 21, 2014 / 4,907 notes

Anonymous asked: You're face ...... I like that shit

phobias:

here have a selfie

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Do you remember back at the hotel when you promised that if we lived, you’d get dressed up in a nurse’s outfit and give me a sponge bath?” asked Jace.
“It was Simon who promised you the sponge bath.”
“As soon as I’m back on my feet, handsome,” said Simon.
“I knew we should have left you a rat.
Cassandra ClareCity of Bones (via feellng)
Apr 21, 2014 / 325 notes
psychotic-torture:

sad black and white blog, I follow back similar
Apr 21, 2014 / 2,119 notes

psychotic-torture:

sad black and white blog, I follow back similar

Apr 21, 2014 / 46,195 notes

relahvant:

*puts metaphor between teeth* it’s a cigarette

(via gnarly)

Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company.
Mark Twain (via feellng)
Apr 20, 2014 / 1,511 notes
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fistfulloffourleafclovers:

you know your self-esteem sucks when a really cute guy shows interest in you and you think it’s some sort of sick joke

(via slapping)

Apr 20, 2014 / 451,503 notes

the-awesome-adventurer:

the-awesome-adventurer:

the-awesome-adventurer:

I think the snapchats of my math teacher are the only thing I’ll be remembered for and I’m okay with that

I got suspended, Thursday school, and moved to an entirely different classroom because of this post.

I JUST FOUND OUT THEY BANNED SNAPCHAT ON MY SCHOOLS SERVER BECAUSE OF THIS OMFG

(via laughed-so-hard-i-got-cramps)

Apr 20, 2014 / 156,584 notes

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Apr 20, 2014 / 276,252 notes

ladystilts:

This is the kind of boyfriend I need.

(via laughed-so-hard-i-got-cramps)